me:
My back aches.
My father:
That's because you spend too much time on the computer.
me:
Got an F on chemistry.
My father:
That's because you spend too much time on the computer.
me:
Tina's dog died.
My father:
That's because you spend too much time on the computer.
television:
Dollar gone down.
My father:
That's because you spend too much time on the computer.
mayans:
The world is going to end on 2012.
My father:
That's because you spend too much time on the computer.
